Sarah Palin Debacle

UGH!
I just had a ridiculous, 30+ min convo with my Papi about the Bristol Palin scandal burning up the wires. It’s ridiculous! Needless to say, the veep candidate was NOT vetted. (Where is K. Rove when you need him?!) Talk about skeletons in the closet, or, um, the womb… 
No one can deny that the GOP [...]

This Election Isn’t About Me, It’s About…Hillary?”

Get off your knees Joe Scarborough. Barack Obama straight up stole the line – “This election isn’t about me, it’s about YOU” – in his keynote DNC speech from Hillary Clinton’s rhetorical arsenal. This is what she has been saying all freaking year, people! Verbatim. I just may vote for John McCain, especially if his [...]

Barak Obama + Hannah Montana = Love

OMG Larry David was on Hannah Montana.
Ya, ya, that was, like, ages ago, but let’s get serious. Barack has two little girls who must be OBSESSED with Mylie and her alter ego. SO?! He needs to get on the show. ASAP. Get those interns on it. It’s the best of both worlds.

Hillary at the DNC

I just witnessed a sad feat while gorging on pasta and bread after a long day of work (yes! I got a job managing a juice bar!) According to MSNBC tv, Hillary Clinton just elected to give her delegates to Obams as announced by Nancy Pelosi (in a very chic suit)…
I have my own theory [...]

ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXASDARLIN

My guilty pleasure these days: reading every shred of blogosphere dedicated to Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama Durham Jr.’s Birth Certificate. And no one feeds the monkey like Texasdarlin, one of wordpress’s own. Thanks for your commitment, I know that HRC is quietly cheering you.

Cultural Shame Secret

I used to want Obama to win  (while it still mattered in the primaries, but then I voted for HRC)
I HATE Sex and The City
I will come up with better ones soon.